Being Chivalrous and Protective
When I first met Lance, I thought he was the perfect guy. He was a real Gentleman. He opened doors for me and Pulled out my chair in restaurants. He was As chivalrous as they come. But after a while, I realized that he Took chivalry a little too far.
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Lance: Let me carry that box for you.
Guinevere: No, that’s okay. It’s not heavy.
Lance: It doesn’t matter. I’m your boyfriend and I can’t have you carrying a box when My hands are free.
Guinevere: Is that some kind of Code of conduct I don’t know about?
Lance: It’s how a Knight would treat his Lady.
Guinevere: That’s nice, but I’m perfectly Capable of carrying my own box, thank you.
Lance: Don’t argue. It’s my Duty to show every Courtesy to my girlfriend, so give me that box.
Guinevere: Are you saying that your code of conduct Takes precedence over my preferences?
Lance: No, I’m just telling you that my job is to help and Protect you, even if it’s Against your will.
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How can you argue with that Logic?
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