Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into a saloon. Suddenly she realised that she was not in the general store so she started to turn around and leave. As she was doing this, a drunk cowboy seated at the bar noticed her and said to the woman, «Come on over, Ma’am, sit yerself down right here next to me and have yerself a drink. «Thank you kindly Sir, but I’m afraid that I couldn’t,» replied the woman, «on account that I need to get bread.» The cowboy replied, «Uh, Ma’am, I do reckon you came to the right place for that!»
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Back in the turn of the century in a mining town