An old occupation

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

— Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

— Old actors never die, they just drop apart.

— Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

— Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

— Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

— Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

— Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

— Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

— Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

— Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

— Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

— Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

— Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.

— Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

— Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.

— Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.

— Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

— Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

— Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

— Old garagemen never die, they just retire.

— Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

— Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.

— Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

— Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

— Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

— Old investors never die, they just roll over.

— Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

— Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

— Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

— Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

— Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

— Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

— Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

— Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor…

— Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

— Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

— Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

— Old owls never die, they just don’t give a hoot.

— Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.

— Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class.

— Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

— Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

— Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

— Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on….

— Old printers never die, they’re just not the type.

— Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

— Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

— Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

— Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

— Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

— Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

— Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

— Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.

— Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

— Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.

— Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

— Old students never die, they just get degraded.

— Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

— Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

— Walt Disney didn’t die. He’s in suspended animation.

— Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.

— Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.



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An old occupation