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- Значение идиомы polish the apple[polish the apple] {v. phr.}, {slang} To try to make someone likeyou; to try to win favor by flattery. Mary polished the apple atwork because she wanted a day off. Susan is the teacher’s petbecause she always polishes the apple. — [apple polisher] {n.},{slang} A person who is nice to the one in charge in ... Читать далее...
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- Перевод слова industryIndustry — промышленность, индустрия, отрасль Перевод слова A branch of industry — отрасль промышленности product of industry — промышленное изделие aerospace industry — авиационно-космическая промышленность The coal Industry is running down. Угольная промышленность в кризисе. No Industry can stand still. Ни одна отрасль промышленности не может стоять на месте. Car Industry is in the doldrums. ... Читать далее...
- Значение идиомы apple of one’s eye[apple of one’s eye] {n. phr.} Something or someone that is adored; a cherished person or object. Charles is the apple of his mother’s eye. John’s first car was the apple of his eye. He was always polishing it....
- Перевод слова appleApple — яблоко Перевод слова Apple chip — ломтик яблока apple jelly — яблочное желе An Apple fell to the ground. Яблоко упало на землю. He took a bite of the Apple. Он откусил кусочек от яблока. The Apple fell from the tree. Яблоко упало с дерева. Интересные факты Чаще всего слово apple ассоциируется не ... Читать далее...
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