A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, «Man, I sure wish I could do that.» The dog owner says, «Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first.»
Topic holidays in britain.
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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park