A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, «Well, aren’t you going to ask me?» «Ask you what?» replied the trucker. «If I’m a boy or a girl,» answered the youth. «Don’t matter,» replied the trucker. «Gonna fuck ya anyway.»
Writing a postcard.
Гарри поттер на английском с переводом.
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A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South