Two buddies get together and decide to
Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for a long time. Anyways the married one goes up and comes down and says ” My wife is much better”. “Allright” goes the other guy, ” Let me go try the same woman.” Well he goes and screws the whore, comes than says to his buddy, ” You are right man, Your wife is much better.”
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