Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat. Astonished, one of them says, «I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got rat-arsed.» Being quick on the uptake the second one says, » My dad says he will marry my mum next year.» Despite this the Nun stays right where she is. In desperation the third one says, » My old man will never ever marry my mum.» The Nun looks up from her food and says, » Would one of you bastards please pass the salt.»
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Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport