This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, “Do you want to move to the back seat?”
She replies, “NO!” Flabbergasted, he says, “Why Not?”
To which she replies, “Well, I want to stay up here with you. It’d be lonely back there!”
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