There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction and went down. A few weeks later, PepsiCo sent a rescue plane out to look for the lost plane. They found the wreckage but were unable to locate the crew. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief says, «Yeah». When asked where the crew was the Chief replied, «We ate the crew and drank the Pepsi.» The Rescue crew was shocked. One man asked, «Did you eat their legs?» The chief replied, «We ate their legs and we drank the Pepsi.» Another rescuer asked, «Did you eat their arms?» The Chief said, «We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi». After looking totally perplexed for a minute a third added, «Did you…you know…eat their….things»?? The chief says, «No.» «No?» asked the rescuers. «NO», replied the Chief, » THINGS go better with COKE!!!»
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