The Zen Master is visiting New York City
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Where’s my change?” asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”
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