The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. «After all, dear,» she said to her husband, «you wouldn’t expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?»
«No,» her husband replied. «Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver.»
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Достопримечательность москвы на английском языке.
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