A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, «Used regularly,» he explained, «pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!» «Now wait a minute, professor,» interrupted a student. «Castration? That’s absurd!» «Yes young man, it’s sadly true,» replied the professor smugly. «Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!»
Что такое стресс на английском.
British education.
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