The barber was finishing a haircut

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one day and started to apply some ‘Aftershave Lotion’ around his ears when the customer yelled, «Don’t put that crap on me! My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!»

Another customer who was waiting replied, «Hey John, you can put the ‘Aftershave Lotion’ on me… My wife has never been in a French Whorehouse!»

Then the fun began…



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The barber was finishing a haircut