The Australian liberal party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party’s political stance :
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
Диалоги о путешествии на английском.
Describing a person.
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The Australian liberal party announced today