Stress-Relieving Prayer
Lord,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And, help me to be careful Of the toes I step on today as they May be connected to the ass That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Amen.
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