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Don was looking for a little «action.» He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his dick. After a couple of minutes of «fishing around,» he finally said, «Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!»



Лексика о погоде на английском языке.
Тема healthy food.


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