Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring* “Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”
“I’ll bet you want me to come into your bedroom,” a male voice whispered huskily, “…undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning.”
“Geez,” the woman replied, “you can tell all that from two hello’s?”
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