Olympic condoms

Related topics:

1. Watching the Olympic GamesMary Lou: Am I too late for the Opening ceremony? Jesse: No, it’s just starting. The runner is just coming into Olympic Village with the Torch. Mary Lou: Oh, this is so exciting! I love the summer Olympics. Track and field, gymnastics, swimming – I can’t wait! Jesse: Oh, here come the Athletes from each ... Читать далее...
2. Перевод слова OlympicOlympic — олимпийский Перевод слова Olympic champions — чемпионы Олимпийских игр the Olympic flame — олимпийский огонь to compete in the Olympic games — участвовать в Олимпийских играх She represented France in the Olympic Games. Она представляла Францию на Олимпийских играх. Who will play host to the next Olympic Games? Какой город будет принимать следующую ... Читать далее...
3. A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an AustralianA Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, «You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don’t even have a freezer! The Scotsman ... Читать далее...
4. Olympic final most-watched hockey game in 30 yearsCanada’s victory against Team USA in the Olympic gold-medal game Sunday night was the most-watched hockey game in the United States in 30 years. The game drew an average viewership of 27.6 million, making it the most-watched hockey broadcast since the U. S. team beat Finland to win gold at 1980 Olympics. That game drew ... Читать далее...
5. Flavoured condomsI recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag. My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to see what flavour i was wearing. The first night she said ... Читать далее...
6. The first time I went to a drug store to buy condomsThe first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn’t sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, «Compared to what?» She held up one finger and asked if I ... Читать далее...
7. The Olympic GamesТопик Олимпийские Игры повествует об истории знаменитых Олимпийских Игр, впервые появившихся в Греции в незапамятные времена. Сейчас почти в каждой стране мира есть своя Олимпийская команда, и особенно сильны Российские спортсмены, часто побеждающие в этом замечательном празднике спорта, здоровья, мира и дружбы. In 1453 before Christ the first games were held in Olympia. Beginning with ... Читать далее...
8. A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condomA man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again ... Читать далее...
9. Where are my pyjamas?A man calls his wife and says to her, «Honey, I just got the chance of a lifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you pack up my things so that they will be ready when I get home?» «Sure, honey,» his wife answers.»Oh, and could you please pack my ... Читать далее...
10. The olympic Games (2)Топик Олимпийские игры (2) продолжает рассказывать интересную историю возникновения самых знаменитых спортивных игр в мире. Из этого топика вы узнаете о девизах, логотипах и символах-талисманах двух Олимпийских Игр, проведенных в России: в Москве и в Сочи. The Olympic Games are an international sports festival that began in ancient Greece. In those days Greek games took ... Читать далее...
11. The Olympic Games — Олимпийские игры (2)The Olympic idea means friendship, fraternity, and cooperation among the youth of the world. The Olympic Movement proves that real peace can be achieved through sport. The best known symbol of the Olympic Movement is the five linked rings. The Olympic flag itself is white and the rings are in five coloures: blue, yellow, black, ... Читать далее...
12. The Young Mans Big MouthThe Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. «Well,» he said, «I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms ... Читать далее...
13. Значение идиомы brand-new[brand-new] also [bran-new] {adj.} As new or fresh as when just made and sold by the manufacturer; showing no use or wear. He had taken a brand-new car from the dealer’s floor and wrecked it. In Uncle Tom’s trunk, we found a wedding ring, still in its little satin-lined box, still brand-new....
14. The Olympic Games — Олимпийские игры (1)The Olympic Games have a very long history. They began in 777 ВС in Greece and took place every four years for nearly twelve centuries at Olympia. They included many different kinds of sports: running, boxing, wrestling, etc. All the cities in Greece sent their best athletes to Olympia to compete in the Games. For ... Читать далее...
15. Olympic GamesТопик Олимпийские Игры познакомит вас с историей самых главных спортивных игр в мире. Начиная с Древней Греции, эти Игры были праздником, объединяющим спортсменов из различных государств. Отдавая дань стране-прародительнице Олимпиад, олимпийский огонь до сих пор привозят из Греции, и спортсмены так же приносят олимпийскую клятву. В наше время проведение Зимних и Летних Олимпиад, и само ... Читать далее...
16. Olympic Games — Олимпийские игрыThe world’s greatest international sports games are known as the Olympic Games. The Olympic idea means friendship, fraternity and cooperation among the people of the world. The Olympic Movement proves that real peace can be achieved through sport. The Olympic emblem is five interlinked rings: blue, yellow, black, green and red. Any national flag contains ... Читать далее...
17. A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-weekA guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says the cruise has been canceled, but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead. The guy says «OK,» and goes to the pharmacy to buy ... Читать далее...
18. Sports and Olympic Games — Спорт и Олимпийские игрыMany people all over the world are interested in sport. Sport helps people to stay healthy and makes them more organized and better disciplined in their daily activities. They have always paid great attention to sport in our schools, colleges and universities. You can hardly find a school without a gym or a sportsground. Every ... Читать далее...
19. Перевод слова wearWear — носить, быть одетым Перевод слова To wear the brand of a traitor — носить клеймо предателя to wear a charm against evil spirits — носить амулет, защищающий от злых духов to wear a parachute — надевать парашют What size do you Wear? Какой размер вы носите? What should I Wear today? Что мне ... Читать далее...
20. Olympic Games & their problemsВ топике Олимпийские игры и их проблемы я расскажу, что я знаю о самых знаменитых спортивных играх. В начале темы представляю план, по которому и вы сможете составить свой рассказ об Олимпиадах. Эти спортивные игры зародились в Древней Греции в 776 году до н. э., а в наше время греческие традиции сохраняются: олимпийский огонь каждые ... Читать далее...
21. Перевод слова packPack — пакет, упаковка, упаковывать, заполнять Перевод слова Jumbo pack — огромный пакет king-size pack — упаковка большего размера pack of jackals — стая шакалов I’ll go home and Pack. Я пойду домой и уложу вещи. Fans Packed the stadium. Фанаты заполнили стадион. I hid my money in my Pack. Я спрятал деньги в своем ... Читать далее...
22. Marriage quotes 05Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22 Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Don’t marry for money; ... Читать далее...
23. Олимпийские игры/ Olympic GamesОлимпийские игры Olympic Games Олимпийские игры являются крупнейшим международным спортивным соревнованием по зимним и летним видам спорта. Они проходят раз в четыре года в разных локациях. Тысячи спортсменов, представляющих более 200 стран, участвуют в этих международных соревнованиях. Традиция была вдохновлена??идеей Олимпийских игр, которые проводились в Древней Греции с 8 века до н. э. по 4 ... Читать далее...
24. Перевод слова purchasePurchase — покупка, приобретение, покупать Перевод слова Hire-purchase price — цена при покупке в кредит to purchase merchandise — покупать товары wholesale purchase — оптовая закупка My last big Purchase was a van. Моим последним крупным приобретением был микроавтобус. Where did you Purchase the car? Где вы купили машину? Dollars Purchase less each year. Доллары ... Читать далее...
25. The History of the Olympic GamesТопик История Олимпийских игр знакомит нас с очень интересными фактами этих знаменитых спортивных игр, с самого момента их основания. Вы узнаете, кто стал инициатором Игр в Древней Греции, какие виды спорта первоначально были включены в соревнования, кто мог принимать в них участие, какие призы получали победители и как чествовал их народ, почему проведение Игр было ... Читать далее...
26. Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last ... Читать далее...
27. Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country clubMoshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their «standards.» So he enrolls in the finest schools to learn the art of being culturally rich. Moshe learns to cook the finest of foods, appreciate the best art, drive the ... Читать далее...
28. Footless ParrotA guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet. Surprised ... Читать далее...
29. Some of the myths about marriageTOP15.Some of the myths about marriage… Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and says: «I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.» The husband says: «WHAT??» The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional ... Читать далее...
30. A Trip to the Jewelry StoreMy wife’s birthday was Coming up And I wanted to get her a special Present. She always tells me to not to Splurge on gifts for her but For once, I decided To pull out all the stops. I went to the Jewelry Store and began looking at all of the Display cases. I started ... Читать далее...
31. A Trip to the Jewelry StoreMy wife’s birthday was Coming up And I wanted to get her a special Present. She always tells me to not to Splurge on gifts for her but For once, I decided To pull out all the stops. I went to the Jewelry Store and began looking at all of the Display cases. I started ... Читать далее...
32. Pack your bags honey!This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, «Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!» She says, «Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?» He replies, «I don’t care…Just get the f**k out!»...
33. Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffoldingSteve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve’s body, Bob and Jeff realize they’ll have to inform his wife. Bob says he’s good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two ... Читать далее...
34. Shopping at the SupermarketStocker: Can I help you find something? Meg: Yes, I’m looking for coffee. Stocker: That’s on Aisle 3. Let me show you where it is. Meg: Thanks. Hmm, I don’t see the Jitters Brand that I normally buy. Stocker: It looks like we’re Out of stock. We should get another Shipment next week. Meg: Okay, ... Читать далее...
35. Shopping at the SupermarketStocker: Can I help you find something? Meg: Yes, I’m looking for coffee. Stocker: That’s on Aisle 3. Let me show you where it is. Meg: Thanks. Hmm, I don’t see the Jitters Brand that I normally buy. Stocker: It looks like we’re Out of stock. We should get another Shipment next week. Meg: Okay, ... Читать далее...
36. Entering into HeavenA man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, «Religion?» The man says, «Methodist.» St. Peter looks down his list, and says, «Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.» Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. «Religion?» «Baptist.» «Go to room 18, but be very quiet ... Читать далее...
37. Перевод слова silverSilver — серебро, серебряные изделия Перевод слова Table silver — столовое серебро silver dollar — серебряный доллар to silver glass — серебрить стекло Time had dimmed the Silver. Время сделало серебро тусклым. Silver is a metallic element. Серебро — это металлический элемент. We need to polish the Silver. Нам нужно отполировать серебро....
38. Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider thisHusband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back ... Читать далее...
39. Перевод слова brandBrand — торговая марка, бренд Перевод слова Corporate brand — корпоративный бренд stand-alone brand — одиночный бренд brand image — имидж торговой марки They no longer Brand their cattle. Они больше не клеймят свой скот. Which Brand of carpet did you choose? Какую марку ковра выберешь? The store sells a variety of shoe Brands. Магазин ... Читать далее...
40. This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important toThis fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to ... Читать далее...