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1. Watching the Olympic Games Mary Lou: Am I too late for the Opening ceremony? Jesse: No, it’s just starting. The runner is just coming into Olympic Village with the Torch. Mary Lou: Oh, this is so exciting! I love the summer Olympics. Track and field, gymnastics, swimming – I can’t wait! Jesse: Oh, here come the Athletes from each […]...
2. The Young Mans Big Mouth The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms […]...
3. Перевод слова Olympic Olympic – олимпийский Перевод слова Olympic champions – чемпионы Олимпийских игр the Olympic flame – олимпийский огонь to compete in the Olympic games – участвовать в Олимпийских играх She represented France in the Olympic Games. Она представляла Францию на Олимпийских играх. Who will play host to the next Olympic Games? Какой город будет принимать следующую […]...
4. Traditions A man and a woman got married, and he told her : ” since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits…and i have 3 traditions. So, first tradition: On wednesdays i play football with my friends…no matter what..whether it snows or it rains…i dont care..i play football!! -Is it clear for […]...
5. The Olympic Games Топик Олимпийские Игры повествует об истории знаменитых Олимпийских Игр, впервые появившихся в Греции в незапамятные времена. Сейчас почти в каждой стране мира есть своя Олимпийская команда, и особенно сильны Российские спортсмены, часто побеждающие в этом замечательном празднике спорта, здоровья, мира и дружбы. In 1453 before Christ the first games were held in Olympia. Beginning with […]...
6. Olympic final most-watched hockey game in 30 years Canada’s victory against Team USA in the Olympic gold-medal game Sunday night was the most-watched hockey game in the United States in 30 years. The game drew an average viewership of 27.6 million, making it the most-watched hockey broadcast since the U. S. team beat Finland to win gold at 1980 Olympics. That game drew […]...
7. Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at the same time. The Italian boy’s father presents him with a new pistol. On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boy receives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boys are showing each […]...
8. A kind of sport A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, “What the hell was that?” He replies, “Touchdown, I am […]...
9. The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn’t sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, “Compared to what?” She held up one finger and asked if I […]...
10. Flavoured condoms I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag. My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to see what flavour i was wearing. The first night she said […]...
11. The olympic Games (2) Топик Олимпийские игры (2) продолжает рассказывать интересную историю возникновения самых знаменитых спортивных игр в мире. Из этого топика вы узнаете о девизах, логотипах и символах-талисманах двух Олимпийских Игр, проведенных в России: в Москве и в Сочи. The Olympic Games are an international sports festival that began in ancient Greece. In those days Greek games took […]...
12. Sports and Olympic Games – Спорт и Олимпийские игры Many people all over the world are interested in sport. Sport helps people to stay healthy and makes them more organized and better disciplined in their daily activities. They have always paid great attention to sport in our schools, colleges and universities. You can hardly find a school without a gym or a sportsground. Every […]...
13. Three vampires go to a bar Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” […]...
14. The Olympic Games – Олимпийские игры (2) The Olympic idea means friendship, fraternity, and cooperation among the youth of the world. The Olympic Movement proves that real peace can be achieved through sport. The best known symbol of the Olympic Movement is the five linked rings. The Olympic flag itself is white and the rings are in five coloures: blue, yellow, black, […]...
15. Олимпийские игры/ Olympic Games Олимпийские игры Olympic Games Олимпийские игры являются крупнейшим международным спортивным соревнованием по зимним и летним видам спорта. Они проходят раз в четыре года в разных локациях. Тысячи спортсменов, представляющих более 200 стран, участвуют в этих международных соревнованиях. Традиция была вдохновлена??идеей Олимпийских игр, которые проводились в Древней Греции с 8 века до н. э. по 4 […]...
16. The History of the Olympic Games Топик История Олимпийских игр знакомит нас с очень интересными фактами этих знаменитых спортивных игр, с самого момента их основания. Вы узнаете, кто стал инициатором Игр в Древней Греции, какие виды спорта первоначально были включены в соревнования, кто мог принимать в них участие, какие призы получали победители и как чествовал их народ, почему проведение Игр было […]...
17. A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says the cruise has been canceled, but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead. The guy says “OK,” and goes to the pharmacy to buy […]...
18. Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “241.” “That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!” Next Albert introduces himself […]...
19. Gimme some aspirin! Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms. “I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms.” “Yeah, I went to a dozen drug […]...
20. Olympic Games Топик Олимпийские Игры познакомит вас с историей самых главных спортивных игр в мире. Начиная с Древней Греции, эти Игры были праздником, объединяющим спортсменов из различных государств. Отдавая дань стране-прародительнице Олимпиад, олимпийский огонь до сих пор привозят из Греции, и спортсмены так же приносят олимпийскую клятву. В наше время проведение Зимних и Летних Олимпиад, и само […]...
21. The Olympic Games – Олимпийские игры (1) The Olympic Games have a very long history. They began in 777 ВС in Greece and took place every four years for nearly twelve centuries at Olympia. They included many different kinds of sports: running, boxing, wrestling, etc. All the cities in Greece sent their best athletes to Olympia to compete in the Games. For […]...
22. Olympic Games – Олимпийские игры The world’s greatest international sports games are known as the Olympic Games. The Olympic idea means friendship, fraternity and cooperation among the people of the world. The Olympic Movement proves that real peace can be achieved through sport. The Olympic emblem is five interlinked rings: blue, yellow, black, green and red. Any national flag contains […]...
23. Перевод слова medal Medal – медаль Перевод слова Bronze medal – бронзовая медаль gold medal – золотая медаль silver medal – серебряная медаль earn a medal for bravery – быть награжденным медалью за храбрость to strike a medal – чеканить медаль to award a medal – наградить медалью, орденом The Medal meant a lot to him. Эта медаль […]...
24. On their first night to be together On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. […]...
25. Punishment that fits the crime Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane. The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks “why are you here?” The schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well. I’ve been […]...
26. Olympic Games & their problems В топике Олимпийские игры и их проблемы я расскажу, что я знаю о самых знаменитых спортивных играх. В начале темы представляю план, по которому и вы сможете составить свой рассказ об Олимпиадах. Эти спортивные игры зародились в Древней Греции в 776 году до н. э., а в наше время греческие традиции сохраняются: олимпийский огонь каждые […]...
27. Shopping with My Wife One thing I Dread more than anything else is going Clothes shopping with my wife. It’s not that I don’t like helping her buy new clothes. It’s just that I have no Fashion sense. My wife always asks me, “What do you think of this one?” and I always answer with something like: “That’s nice” […]...
28. Shopping with My Wife One thing I Dread more than anything else is going Clothes shopping with my wife. It’s not that I don’t like helping her buy new clothes. It’s just that I have no Fashion sense. My wife always asks me, “What do you think of this one?” and I always answer with something like: “That’s nice” […]...
29. Значение идиомы color scheme [color scheme] {n.} A plan for colors used together as decoration. The color scheme for the dance was blue and silver. Mary decided on a pink and white color scheme for her room....
30. Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________ Address (where you live): Mother’s name(list also relation, i. e., sister):__________________ Birthdate(yours):____________________ Father’s name (if known, if not, list two possible choices)______________ Color of neck: Light Red( ) Medium Red( ) Dark Red( ) No Neck( ) Year of pickup truck:____________ Do you have the following in your truck: Fuzzy Dice( […]...
31. A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” the doctor replied, “go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say […]...
32. In a Rut Woman: What do you want to do tonight? Man: I don’t know. What do you want to do? W: I have no idea. Do you think we’re In a rut? M: What do you mean? W: Well, we do the same things every weekend. We go to the same restaurants. We see the same friends. […]...
33. A man says to his wife A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me & the dog are going fishing.” Wife says, “I dont want to go.” Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the a*se. Wife pick blow job. After she sucking for a while she says, “It tastes like sh*t. Man says, […]...
34. Some people are sitting in a bar Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.” Another guy says, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.” Another one says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. A girl asks, “What’s that?” […]...
35. Chemistry song 11 Chemistry Wonderland Gases explode, are you listenin’ In your rest tube, silver glistens A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight Walking in a chemistry wonderland. Gone away, is the buoyancy Here to stay, is the density A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight Walking in a chemistry wonderland. In the beaker we will make lead carbonate and […]...
36. Suffering A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.” The counselor turns to her husband and inquires “Is that true?” The husband replies “Well not exactly, she’s the one that suffers, not me.”...
37. A Trip to the Jewelry Store My wife’s birthday was Coming up And I wanted to get her a special Present. She always tells me to not to Splurge on gifts for her but For once, I decided To pull out all the stops. I went to the Jewelry Store and began looking at all of the Display cases. I started […]...
38. A Trip to the Jewelry Store My wife’s birthday was Coming up And I wanted to get her a special Present. She always tells me to not to Splurge on gifts for her but For once, I decided To pull out all the stops. I went to the Jewelry Store and began looking at all of the Display cases. I started […]...
39. Sports in the Russian Federation Russian people have always paid much attention to sport. Sport keeps people fit and healthy and makes them better disciplined in their daily activities. Numerous kinds of sports, both winter and summer are popular in the Russian Federation. Millions of citizens of Russia engage in some sporting activities and even in competitions. “Physical training” is […]...
40. Some very common traits in two drunks A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s […]...