Man goes to a fancy dress party

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis.
Lady asks, «What are you?»
He says, «I’m a fireman.»
«But you’re only wearing a glass jar,» says the woman.
He says, «Exactly, in an emergency, break glass.»
Pull knob and I’ll cum as fast as I can!»



Topic my parents.
Топик школьная жизнь.


Man goes to a fancy dress party