Best riddles part 4
Why do you lie down on a hospital bed? Ответ: Because you can’t lie up. —————————————– Why is a person with a bad cold built backwards? Ответ: Because their nose runs and their feet
Collection 14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a license to be that ugly? Moonlight becomes you – total darkness even more! Someone took a photo of you once,
Some fishing terms
Ten common fishing terms explained Catch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it’s limit.
Very dangerous mix
This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into
Talking on a plane
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight. As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot
How to Hunt Elephants – Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and
Helping this country
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” “Set an
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says:
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for?” She says “I want to kill my husband”. He says “Sorry, I can’t do that.” She then
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys