You’re at a Bad Motel
Top Signs You’re At A Bad Motel The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died. The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. The “magic fingers vibration”
Good to be chemist
REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST – All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want! – Clark Kent style safety glasses . – Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances. – The
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble,
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine. After almost an
A psychology student at a local university
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a field assignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital. The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis balls everywhere.
Footless Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he happened
SCUMEX and parmesan
It is common for draftsmen to sprinkle SCUMEX (powdered rubber eraser) on tracings prior to doing any drawing on it. This reduces smearing of the pencil marks and such and results in a cleaner
A robber was robbing a house
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching you!” “who’s there?” The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two
A Letter from Account Receivables
DATE COMPANY ADDRESS CITY, STATE, ZIP Attention: _____________________ Dear ____________________, Will you get off your dead ass and take care of your obligations! We are still holding the insufficient check that we called you
The Hat
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule. When