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One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware that its rear legs were set precariously on the back
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A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar. The sailor sitting next to him says, “You’re really in bad shape.
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals
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I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking
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