A tall woman met a midget at a party
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman’s
Man goes to a fancy dress party
Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. Lady asks, “What are you?” He says, “I’m a fireman.” “But you’re only wearing a glass jar,” says the
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the morning’s relief, and neglected to
Feline Physics Laws
Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Identifying wasted time
TO: ALL PERSONNEL FROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of “Miscellaneous Unproductive Time” (Code 5309). However, we need
This guy walks in to a bathroom
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a sign that says “put your dick in here, we’ll do what your wife does for you”. So the
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards – something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card
Interviewing crazy
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?” Johnny replied, “NO, that too old fashioned. Spit out you gum,
A Lutheran minister is driving down
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he’s stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an