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A business man got on an elevator in a building
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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck
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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing
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The room was full of pregnant ladies
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After a long pubcrawl
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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob
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