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What causes people to have arthritis
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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center
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They are stopped by the police
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How many does it take?
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There were three Eskimos in Alaska
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The seven dwarves were in Rome
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Yesterday
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Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole
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I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, “Hey, I got this great Polish Joke…” The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: