A young girl had not been feeling well
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been with are nudists and
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?” The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about
What to do
DRINKING SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and fluorescent light strip across it. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking
Egg joke
In a similar vein, tell your victim that you have a test of coordination you would like him to try with you. Find a door with a fairly large crack between the door and
Best riddles part 6
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands? Ответ: Your breath. —————————————– What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Ответ: Squirrel fur. —————————————– What is neither inside the house, outside
When white man found this land, Indians were running it
When white man found this land, Indians were running it. There were: – No Taxes – No Debt – Plenty buffalo – Plenty beaver – Medicine man free – Women did all the work
A rural Frenchman was on trial
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, “Ah, m’sieur, is it
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.” “Does that mean I’m cured?” he asked. “For all practical purposes, yes,” she said. “I think we can safely say that
State of Arkansas Residency Application
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