Harry and his wife are driving in the country

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, «Cow For Sale…$5000.»

He pulls in and says to the farmer, «There’s no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars.»

The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.»

He lifts the cow’s tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like a woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, «It’s just not fair. Here’s this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it’s worth $5000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you’re not worth shit.»



Текст про нью йорк на английском с переводом.
Autumn texts.


Harry and his wife are driving in the country