Four married guys go golfing

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: «You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.»

Second Guy: «That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.»

Third Guy: «Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.»

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, » You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal?»

Fourth Guy: «I just set my alarm for 5:30a. m., When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, ‘Golf Course or Intercourse?’ So she says, «Wear your sweater.»



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Four married guys go golfing