Kitty: Oh, Smell that. Isn’t that Delectable?
Pepe: Yes, it’s Pleasant.
Kitty: Pleasant? It’s Heavenly. It has a nice Fruity scent, not too sweet.
Pepe: If you say so. I don’t want to buy anything that has a strong Perfume smell. I’m a guy.
Kitty: I know, but you want To exude a Sexy scent that Captivates The opposite sex, right?
Pepe: I’m not sure about that. I just want to smell Fresh and clean.
Kitty: All right, how about this one?
Pepe: Uh, it smells Musky.
Kitty: Musky is good. Musky is sexy.
Pepe: Not to me. Let’s stick with something basic. I’m buying this one.
Kitty: But that one smells like Detergent!
Pepe: Yes, because that’s what I’m buying – detergent for my clothes. I don’t need any fancy scents on my clothes.
Kitty: Have it your way, but you’re Missing out on a chance To lure women with your scent.
Pepe: I’ll Pass up that chance, thank you very much. If I follow your advice and buy this perfume-smelling detergent, women will definitely get the wrong idea about me!