ClassYou must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
In the next life, you’ll blaze a way for us.
You are master in your own house — the doghouse!
When you die, I’d like to go to your funeral, but I’ll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Believe me, I don’t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
Some day you will find yourself — and wish that you hadn’t.
People clap when they see you — their hands over their eyes or ears.
Whatever is eating you — must be suffering horribly.
Тема the world of jobs.
Перевод текста american sports and games.
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