Collection 08
For two cents, I’d give you a piece of my mind – and all of yours.
You are the only person I’ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
You must be the arithmetic man – you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
You started at the bottom – and it’s been downhill ever since.
You are so boring that you can’t even entertain a doubt.
I don’t mind that you are talking so long as you don’t mind that I’m not listening.
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
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