Burger conversations

M. I. T.: «I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.»
«Have some fries.»

Caltech: «I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.»
«Have some fries.»

Yale: «I got mugged on the way to class today.»
«Have some fries.»

Brown: «I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith.»
«Cool! Me too! Have some fries.»

Swarthmore: «I got a B.»
«Anywhere else it would have been an A. Have some fries.»

Princeton: «My father took away my Porsche this weekend.»
«Poor dear. Have some Escargot.»

Harvard: «Did you do anything this weekend?»
«Nope. Have some fries.»

Williams: «Don’t I know you?»
«Of course you do, silly. Have some fries.»

Cornell: «I killed my lab partner this weekend.»
«Bummer. Have some fries.»

Columbia: «I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school.»
«Me too. Let’s go get shot.»

Penn: «I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school.»
«Me too. Let’s transfer to Columbia.»

Stanford: «Dude, I have so much work this weekend.»
«Like, chill out, dude. Have some, like, fries.»

Dartmouth: «Oh man, I got so trashed this weekend.»
«Have some beer.»

Tufts: «I wish I were Ivy League.»
«Here, drink the fry grease.»



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Burger conversations