M. I. T.: «I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.»
«Have some fries.»
Caltech: «I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.»
«Have some fries.»
Yale: «I got mugged on the way to class today.»
«Have some fries.»
Brown: «I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith.»
«Cool! Me too! Have some fries.»
Swarthmore: «I got a B.»
«Anywhere else it would have been an A. Have some fries.»
Princeton: «My father took away my Porsche this weekend.»
«Poor dear. Have some Escargot.»
Harvard: «Did you do anything this weekend?»
«Nope. Have some fries.»
Williams: «Don’t I know you?»
«Of course you do, silly. Have some fries.»
Cornell: «I killed my lab partner this weekend.»
«Bummer. Have some fries.»
Columbia: «I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school.»
«Me too. Let’s go get shot.»
Penn: «I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school.»
«Me too. Let’s transfer to Columbia.»
Stanford: «Dude, I have so much work this weekend.»
«Like, chill out, dude. Have some, like, fries.»
Dartmouth: «Oh man, I got so trashed this weekend.»
«Have some beer.»
Tufts: «I wish I were Ivy League.»
«Here, drink the fry grease.»
Мой любимый месяц перевод по английски.
My home is my castle перевод.
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