A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed by and the girl mumbled, «Please, sir, give me some money for a fix.» The man answers, astonished, «Good heavens! But, how old are you, little girl?» «I’m eight, sir.» «Oh, my God, and how long have you been into drugs?» «Since I was raped, sir, when I was four.» «RAPED?! And who raped you, little girl?» «I don’t remember, I was drunk.»
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A poor little girl was begging in the street