A poor little girl was begging in the street
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed by and the girl mumbled, “Please, sir, give me some money for a fix.” The man answers, astonished, “Good heavens! But, how old are you, little girl?” “I’m eight, sir.” “Oh, my God, and how long have you been into drugs?” “Since I was raped, sir, when I was four.” “RAPED?! And who raped you, little girl?” “I don’t remember, I was drunk.”
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