A game
Check this out! It only takes about 30 seconds. Don’t cheat!
Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
Keep going!
Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
Think of a man’s name that begins with the last letter in that animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.
Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.
Take the last finger you counted with, shove it up your ass, and get back to work, you stupid game playing bastard!
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