A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, «What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there.» The prostitute snapped back, «What do you want to do, knit or fuck?»
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A husky foreigner, looking for sex