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A Girl Scout troop leader

A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.

«Back ladies, back!» cried the leader. «There’s a very dangerous beast out there!»

But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the deed happening. They asked their leader what it was the couple was doing.

«Well, err…. if you must know, uh, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration… yeah, that’s it, it’s artificial respiration!»

«WOW!» exclaimed the oldest of the group. «I know which merit badge I’m gonna try for next!»



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A Girl Scout troop leader