Which of the following doesn’t belong?
(a) meat (b) eggs (c) wife (d) blow job
(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob
Диалог in a shop.
Making a reservation.
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Which of the following does not belong?