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Уроки по английскому языку – Урок 111

Clever answers

Young author. – Why have you put* my novel with the medical books? Publisher. – Because I found* it excellent for sending* people to sleep1. Teacher. – What is wrong with this sentence : “The horse and the cow is in the field”? Little girl. – Please miss, ladies first2. Professor. – How do you protect yourself against impure water? Student. – I drink beer. Johnny. – Grandad, a baby was fed*3on elephant’s milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. Grandfather. – That’s impossible. Whose baby? Johnny. – The elephant’s. An aunt wanted to see* which of her nieces was the most polite, So she put* one small apple and one big one on a plate. Let’s see* who has the best manners. She has, said Joan, taking* the biggest. Do not forget* to learn a few irregular verbs from time to time.

Умные ответы

Молодой автор: –

Почему Вы поставили мой роман вместе с медицинскими книгами? Издатель: – Потому что считаю, что это превосходное снотворное Гон превосходен для усыпления людей. Учитель: – Что неправильно в этом предложении [с этим предложением]: “Конь и корова [находится] в поле”? Маленькая девочка: – Извольте, мисс, дам (надо пропускать) вперед. Профессор: – Как Вы защищаете себя от загрязненной воды? Студент: – Пью пиво. Джонни: – Дедушка, ребенок был вскормлен слоновьим молоком и прибавлял в весе по двадцать фунтов в неделю. Дедушка: – Это невозможно. Чей ребенок? Джонни: – Слона. Тетка захотела посмотреть, какая из ее племянниц самая вежливая И положила на тарелку одно маленькое и одно большое яблоко. Посмотрим, кто обладает наилучшими манерами. Она, сказала Джоэн,
взяв самое большое. Не забывайте время от времени учить по несколько неправильных глаголов.

Объяснения

To send someone to sleep – усыплять. To send, sent, sent – высылать, посылать. Ladies first – дамы вперед, предпочтение отдается дамам. То feed, fed, fed – кормить. Please feed the cat – накорми, пожалуйста, кота. To feed on – кормить чем-нибудь, жить на чей-то счет. То be fed up – быть сытым по горло, пресыщенным кем/чем-нибудь, не иметь желания к чему/кому-нибудь. I am fed up – С меня хватит.

Упражнения

Whose hairbrush is this? – My sister’s. Who has the best manners? – I have. Who wants to go to Scotland with me? – We do. This flour is excellent for making cakes. He sent his son to the shop to buy some wine.Чья это расческа? – Моей сестры. Кто обладает наилучшими манерами? – Я [обладаю]. Кто хочет поехать со мной в Шотландию? – Мы хотим. Эта мука превосходна для выпечки пирожных. Он послал своего сына в магазин купить вина.

Вставьте пропущенные слова

Мой радиоприемник не работает. Что с ним случилось?
My radio……. …..What’s….. …. it? Он самый вежливый мальчик, какого я когда-либо встречал.
. . is the…. …… boy I have…. met. Я никогда не интересовался историей Рима.
I have….. been interested.. ….. history. Хоть я ему и сказала, чтобы он этого не делал, он настаивал.
…….. I…. him… .. do it, he insisted. Шариковая ручка превосходна для быстрого писания.
A biro is excellent… ……. ……. .

Ответы

A doesn’t work – wrong with. He – most polite – ever. Never – in Roman. Although – told – not to. For writing quickly.


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