Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each others back and tears formed in their eyes as they renewed their old friendship. “Let’s have a drink like we did in the old days,” the first Scot winked at his mate. “Aye,” his mate replied. “And don’t forget it’s your shout.”
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