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1. A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy manA lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, «There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep, one of you must sleep in the barn.» «No problem,» ... Читать далее...
2. Значение идиомы in relation to[in relation to] or [with relation to] {prep.} In connection with;in dealing with; as concerns; in comparison to; respecting; about. Father spoke about school in relation to finding a job when we areolder. What did you say in relation to what happened yesterday? With relation to his job, skill is very important. In relation toTexas, ... Читать далее...
3. Перевод слова relationRelation — отношение, связь, зависимость; родственник Перевод слова Relation of forces — соотношение сил the relation between weather and crops — зависимость урожая от погоды he is no relation to me — он мне не родственник What Relation are you to Jessica? Кем ты приходишься Джессике? I am thus particular in the Relation of every ... Читать далее...
4. An old rabbi is talking with one of his friendsAn old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, «I gladdened seven hearts today.» «Seven hearts?» asks the friend. «How did you do that?» The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, «I performed three marriages.» The friend looks at him quizically. «Seven?» he asks. «I could understand six, ... Читать далее...
5. Lunching with English friends at the time of her husbands reverementLunching with English friends at the time of her husbands reverement, Madame de Gaulle was asked what she was looking forward to in the years ahead. «A penis.» she replied without hesitation. The embarrassed silence that followed was broken by the former President. «My dear, I don’t think that the English pronounce the word like ... Читать далее...
6. Father of my childrenA guy is in line at the local Wal-Mart when he notices that a rather hot blond behind him has just smiled «Hello» to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him… and although familiar he can’t place where he might know her from… so he says…»Sorry….do you ... Читать далее...
7. Значение идиомы make friends[make friends] {v. phr.} To become friends; form a friendship. Mrs. Jones invited Bobby to her home to play with Don. She hoped thatthey would make friends with each other. You can make friends withan elephant by giving him peanuts....
8. Значение идиомы friends with[friends with] Friendly to; a friend of. Alice found severalgirls to be friends with on the first day of school. At first Ididn’t like John, but now I am friends with him....
9. Значение идиомы what’s up[what’s up] or [what’s cooking] also [what’s doing] {slang} What ishappening or planned; what is wrong. — Often used as a greeting. «What’s up?» asked Bob as he joined his friends. «Are you going tothe movies?» What’s cooking? Why is the crowd in the street? What’s doing tonight at the club? Hello Bob, what’s up? ... Читать далее...
10. Seeing Old FriendsThis is Turning out to be a month for seeing Old friends. I got an email a couple of weeks ago from an old friend from Graduate School. She and her family are visiting L. A. for a week. They plan to see family and to visit old friends. Since she moved out of the ... Читать далее...
11. Зачем нужны друзья?/ Why Do We Need Friends?На английском языке Перевод на русский язык Why Do We Need Friends? Зачем нужны друзья? There is a wise saying: “A friend in need is a friend indeed” and it is always true. A friend is a person who you can trust. I think that everyone needs good friends, otherwise life becomes boring. We all ... Читать далее...
12. Deserted island golfA man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, «It’s not a ship.» The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, «It’s not a boat.» The speck gets even closer and he thinks, «It’s not a raft.» ... Читать далее...
13. There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redheadThere are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When they got about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no idea way use your imagination). The three girls jump off and swim to a nearby island. After being there ... Читать далее...
14. Friends Don’t Let Friends Walk Through Revolving Doors AloneWhat it says about your friendship when you find yourself squished into a revolving-door with a companion. «Great works are often born on the street-corner or in a restaurant’s revolving door,» said Albert Camus, and a recent study shows that he was on to something. The revolving door is not just the accidental setting for ... Читать далее...
15. A young married womanA young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, «Do you talk to your husband when you’re making love?» She thought about it a minute then said, «Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now.»...
16. Two friends were out drinkingTwo friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. «One thing about Jim,» his buddy said to the bartender, «he knows when to stop.»...
17. Two confirmed bachelors sat talkingTwo confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. «I got a cookbook once,» said the first, «but I could never do anything with it.» «Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?» asked the second. «You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way — ‘Take a clean dish ... Читать далее...
18. My girlfriend is out in the carA man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender ... Читать далее...
19. Перевод идиомы make friends, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: make friends Перевод: подружиться; заводить друзей Пример: She is shy and is not able to make friends easily. Она застенчивая, и ей сложно заводить друзей....
20. A man had been drinking at the bar for hoursA man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk’s buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the ... Читать далее...
21. Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman saysTwo old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, «I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!» «Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.» «I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?!?» «Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear ... Читать далее...
22. Stolen CarStolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, «Can I help you, sir?» «Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!» the man replies. The cop asks, «Where was your car the last time you saw it?» «It ... Читать далее...
23. Two old friends from the mountains ran into each otherTwo old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, «Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.» His friend replied, «Yep. Even tried me out one of those ‘loose women’ ya always hear about.» «You don’t say.» said the first man. «Bet that was costly.» «Nope.» Jeb smirked. ... Читать далее...
24. Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boyTwo friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at the same time. The Italian boy’s father presents him with a new pistol. On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boy receives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boys are showing each ... Читать далее...
25. Definition of Outdoor BarbecuingDefinition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a «real» man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. (1) The woman goes to the store. (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat ... Читать далее...
26. My Friends — Мои друзья (1)I have a lot of friends, but the best friend of mine is Irina. She has blue eyes, a round face, fair hair and a broad smile. She is short and slim. I have known her for a long time, since our first school years. But we became true friends four years ago. We have ... Читать далее...
27. A family was having dinner on Mother’s DayA family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. «Nothing,» said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. «Seriously, what’s wrong?» «Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids ... Читать далее...
28. Tommy goes into a confessional box and saysTommy goes into a confessional box and says, «Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.» The Priest says, «Is that you, Tommy? Tommy says «Yes father, it’s me.» The Priest says «Who was the woman you were with?» Tommy says «I cannot tell you, father, because I don’t ... Читать далее...
29. Мои друзья/ My FriendsНа английском языке Перевод на русский язык My Friends Мои друзья As we live, we meet lots of interesting people in our way. Some become our friends, some just acquaintances and some stay for a long time with becoming our best friends. Friendship is an important part of life. In friendship people of similar interests ... Читать далее...
30. It’s in the BibleA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, «You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.» The husband said, » You are in charge of cooking around here and ... Читать далее...
31. Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates… INSTRUCTIONS Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don’t forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and ... Читать далее...
32. Диалог на английском языке с переводом «Мои друзья (My Friends)»По-английски Перевод на русский Ricky: Hi, Jane. How are you? Haven’t seen you for ages. Рикки: Привет, Джейн. Как дела? Давно не виделись. Jane: Hi, Ricky. I’m fine, thanks. And you? I’ve been at the seaside with my parents. Джейн: Привет, Рикки. Все хорошо, спасибо. Как ты? Я была на морском побережье со своими родителями. ... Читать далее...
33. My Friends — Мои друзья (2)As we live in society, we meet a lot of people during our lives. We communicate with all these people, but our attitudes towards each of these people are different. Usually I classify people I know as acquaintances, friends and close friends. I’m going to tell you about the best friends of mine. They are ... Читать далее...
34. Что важнее семья или друзья?/ What Is More Important Family Or Friends?На английском языке Перевод на русский язык What Is More Important Family Or Friends? Что важнее семья или друзья? Happiness consists of many components, including loving family and faithful friends. Both these social groups are very important for each person. Everyone needs support, love and attention. When we are happy, we need close people to ... Читать далее...
35. While attending a spelling session in school one dayWhile attending a spelling session in school one day, The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB? Darla raises her hand and says «I can, I can» The teacher replies, «OK, go ahead Darla…» Darla replies…»D-U-M-B» The teacher replies, «very good», and «can you use that word in a sentence?» Darla replies, «Sure, ... Читать далее...
36. Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement homeWilly’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home acting like he’s driving a car, an orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he’s doing. Willy replies, «I’m going to Chicago for the weekend.» The orderly chuckles and enters Bob’s room to check on him. He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he ... Читать далее...
37. Пословица / поговорка different strokes for different folks — перевод и значение, пример использованияПословица / поговорка: different strokes for different folks Пословица / поговорка: different strokes for different folks Перевод: на вкус и цвет товарищей нет Пример: The man loves to read all night and sleep all day. It is definitely different strokes for different folks. Этот человек любит читать всю ночь, и спать весь день. Действительно, на ... Читать далее...
38. Embarrassing momentsEmbarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine. 1)»While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from ... Читать далее...
39. Перевод слова suckSuck — сосать, высасывать Перевод слова To suck lollipops — сосать леденцы to suck the juice from an orange — высасывать сок из апельсина the pump sucks — насос засасывает воздух I Sucked a cough drop. Я сосал таблетку от кашля. This pump never Sucks. Этот насос никогда не засасывает воздух. The fluid was Sucked ... Читать далее...
40. Past Continuous в английском языкеВ этом уроке: — Past Continuous — Образование — Случаи употребления Past Continuous Это время указывает на процесс, длившийся в определенный момент или период в прошлом. Момент в прошлом должен быть назван, например: — yesterday at 7 o’clock — when you came или быть очевидным из контекста I was cooking when he came. Образование Past ... Читать далее...