These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…
«IT’S A GUY THING»
Translated:* «There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.»
«CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?»
Translated:* «Why isn’t it already on the table?»
«UH HUH,» «SURE, HONEY,» OR «YES, DEAR»
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
«IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN»
Translated:* «I have no idea how it works.»
«TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.»
Translated:* «I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.»
«THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.»
Translated:* «Are you still talking?»
«YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.»
Translated:* «I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop,’ the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I’ve ever owned… but I forgot your birthday.»
«OH, DON’T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT’S NO BIG DEAL.»
Translated:* «I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.»
«HEY, I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.»
Translated:* «And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.»
«I CAN’T FIND IT.»
Translated:* «It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.»
«WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?»
Translated:* «What did you catch me at?»
«I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.»
Translated:* «No one will ever see us alive again.»
«WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.»
Translated:* «I make the messes; she cleans them up.»
Сочинение на английском что я делаю в свободное время.
Перевод слова политика.
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