This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, «You really smell terrific. What’s that you have on?» The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, «You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?» «Well, I’ve got a hardon, but I didn’t think you could smell it,» the guy replied.
21st 1926.
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