There was a drunk man walking down the street turning

There was a drunk man walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth. A policeman came up to him and asked, «Sir, what are you doing?» The drunk replied, «I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys.» The police officer said, «Sir, do you know your zipper is down?» The drunk replied, «Shit, I lost my wife, too!»



Проект идеальное государство на английском.
Russian cuisine по английскому языку.


There was a drunk man walking down the street turning