There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son’s room and says «Son do you remember that session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette?» «Oh yes papa, I remember very well» says the son. «Well son it is time you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing»
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