Bachelor’s Diet
MONDAY:
BREAKFAST — Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth
LUNCH — Send your secretary out for six «gutbombers» those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox.
AFTERNOON SNACK — Drink the maalox
DINNER — Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don’t eat the coleslaw.
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TUESDAY:
BREAKFAST — Eat the coleslaw
LUNCH — Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea.
DINNER — Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flasho’s.
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WEDNESDAY:
BREAKFAST — Jaws couldn’t eat breakfast after a night at El Flasho’s
LUNCH — Rolaids and a coke
DINNER — Drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps
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THURSDAY:
BREAKFAST — Order out for pizza
LUNCH — Your secretary is out sick, check Mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers.
DINNER — Go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives.
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FRIDAY:
BREAKFAST — Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds. Eat the Styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and it’s better for you.
LUNCH — Skip lunch, Fridays are murder
DINNER — Steak, well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. Don’t eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus.
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SATURDAY:
BREAKFAST — Sleep through it.
LUNCH — Ditto
DINNER — Steak, Well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Dont eat the Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.
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SUNDAY:
BREAKFAST — Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie.
LUNCH — Eat Lunch? Waste a good buzz? Dont eat Lunch.
DINNER — Chicken noodle soup — Call your mom and ask her about renting your old room.
In all weathers перевод идиомы.
Сочинение на английском любимая еда.
The bachelor’s diet