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St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day

An Australian joke…

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo’s stroll up. “Your names aren’t on today’s list… let me go and ask the Boss” he says. In God’s office he tells the Big Man all about the two Abo’s, and God tells Peter to go and tell them to fuck right off. St Peter takes his leave. 5 minutes later St Peter runs back into the room and says “they’re gone” God says “the Abo’s? Good”. and St Peter replies… “NO THE PEARLY GATES!!!”.

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St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day

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