Room Service

This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and roomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service: «Morny. Ruin sorbees.» Guest : «Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.» RS : «Rye. Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??» Guest: «Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.» RS: «Ow July den?» G: «What??» RS: «Ow July den — fry, boy, pooch?» G: «Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please.» RS: «Ow July dee bayhcem — crease?» G: «Crisp will be fine» RS: «Hokay. An San tos?» G: «What?» RS: «San tos. July San tos?» G: «I don’t think so» RS: «No? Judo one toes??» G: «I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.» RS: «Toes! toes!..Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?» G: «English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.» RS: «We bother?» G: «No..just put the bother on the side.» RS: «Wad?» G: «I mean butter — just put it on the side.» RS: «Copy?» G: «Sorry?» RS: «Copy…tea…mill?» G: «Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.» RS: «One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??» G: «Whatever you say.» RS: «Tendjewberrymud» G : «You’re welcome»

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Room Service