Policemen in Heaven

St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.

«Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?»

«I was a policeman,» he responded.

«What kind of policeman?» St Peter asked.

«I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.»

«Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.»

A few moments later a second man walks up.

«Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?»

«I was a policeman,» he responded.

«What kind of policeman?» St Peter asked.

«I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.»

«Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.»

A few moments later a third man walks up.

«Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?»

«I was a policeman,» he responded.

«What kind of policeman?» St Peter asked.

«I was a Military Policeman, Sir.»

«Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?»



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Policemen in Heaven