Question answer 05
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award. It’s an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated! Which insect
The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to
The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, “You wanna see where my
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my
The boss called one of his employees into the office
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted
A bus stops and two Italian men get on
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one
Little Johnny tried out for the school play
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice: “Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I’ll snatch a
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team. “It’s fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents.” Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out,
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it. It was far out of reach. A
While in prison OJ had another prisoner join him in his cell
While in prison O. J. had another prisoner join him in his cell. This person was 8′ tall and 670 lbs. of solid muscle. He asked O. J. if he wanted to be the